A Growing Problem (Limerick)
Hubby’s hair is in need of a trim.
It’s approaching the length of a limb.
But a barber is out
Cuz that virus has clout.
Will he let me wield scissors? Not HIM!
Tags: Barber, Beauty Parlor, Covid-19, Hair Humor, Haircut, Husband Humor, Pandemic, Physical Appearance, Quarantine
Citing “Yet Another Pandemic Challenge”, I rise in defense:
Though your love he will always revere
— and he’s likely as guilty — it’s clear
that emotional sparks
from your pointed remarks
have ignited sharp instrument fear.
LOL! Good one!
My advice on long hair–did you ask?
Do not lop! (it’s too bristly a task).
Comb it out as it grows
over mouth, chin, and nose,
and — voila! –now you’ve made your own mask!