An Upside To Social Distancing (Limerick)
Headline: “Coronavirus is changing the way the world says ‘hello'”
Social distancing sounds fine to me!
No more hand-shaking, hugging? Whoopee!
Fewer kisses to duck?
Well that surely won’t suck!
(They are hard to fend off when you’re wee.)
Tags: Affection Humor, Coronavirus, Covid-19, Epidemic, Hand Shaking Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limerick, Hug Humor, Hug Limerick, Hugging Humor, Kissing Humor, Pandemic, Social Distancing
Said the hookers, “We’ve never liked kissing;
With this virus, there’s nothing we’re missing.
But there’s no need to wean us
From sucking a penis,
Or showing the Donald some pissing.”
CORONA VIRUS –A Downside from a Senior Facility resident
It’s only the second damn day
And I’m lonely and just want to say—
(Or maybe just scream):
This is all a bad dream!!!
Please somebody, make it go ‘way!!!
I moved here to be with a crowd
Now we’re none of us even allowed
To mingle or mix
And wow, I’m in a fix!
It’s like living beneath a black cloud!
But this of course also will pass
So let’s raise a (spotless!) wine glass—
And toast to wellbeing
And all of us seeing
Each other— together en masse!