More Life With Mark And Madeleine
Mark: Alexa says it isn’t going to rain.
Madeleine: Alexa needs to get out more.
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Mark: I’m going to reformat and re-post “Life With Mark and Madeleine” of yours from last year.” Is that ok?
Madeleine: Be careful about wearing out your welcome.
Mark: But it was very popular! I’m gonna do it.
Madeleine: Whatever…
Mark: Thanks for your permission.
Madeleine: It wasn’t permission. It was a sigh of helplessness and hopelessness.
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Life With Mark and Madeleine:
Madeleine: We have to throw out your Romaine lettuce.
Mark: Why?
Madeleine: There’s another E. coli scare.
Mark: Damn! I just had Romaine in my Greek salad.
Madeleine: How’s your stomach.
Mark: Fine … until now.
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Mark: Did you know you can ask Alexa to tell you a story?
Madeleine: I hear enough stories from you.
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Madeleine: Are we in the middle of a “Masters Of Sex” episode?
Mark: No, we finished it.
Madeleine: What’s the last thing you remember?
Mark: Finishing it.
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Madeleine: “Alexa, bake one potato.”
Alexa: “Hmmm, I don’t know that.”
Madeleine: That’s because you aren’t a microwave.
Mark: Don’t be mean to Alexa!
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