Limerick Ode To Toilet Paper Day
For folks in a tight money squeeze,
Don’t raise the bath tissue price, please.
Though it’s paper-made true,
This factor I rue:
Bathroom tissue does NOT grow on trees.
A belated National Toilet Paper Day. (Aug. 26)
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UPDATE: The United Nations celebrates “World Toilet Day” on November 19.
Tags: August Holidays, Bath Tissue, Bathroom Humor, Bathroom Tissue, Money & Finance Humor, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Paper Humor, Toilet Paper Day, Toilet Tissue, Tree Humor, United Nations, World Toilet Day
Lord Midas, unfortunate soul,
Spent the night on the porcelain bowl,
‘Twas the sour meat taste,
That produced so much waste,
It required a full paper roll.