Lazy Limerick
An employee asleep at the switch
Created a dangerous glitch.
The lazy-ass slob
Fell down on the job.
It seems working just isn’t his niche.
Happy National Lazy Day!
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Deja Work ~
There once was a slothful old man
Who told others, “I Think – so I Can.”
But his work he would shirk
As he’d say with a smirk,
“See? I finished Before I began.”
Perk-a-Jerk ~
When I asked for a day off from work,
My boss said that I was a jerk,
but he finally agreed
and said they wouldn’t need
me, so this would be my final perk.
Call of Duty 2: At the Office ~
When there’s work to be done, have some fun.
Don’t feign pain once the work has begun –
Just pick up your phone,
Play some games all alone
And look busy until the work’s done.