Happy Petite And Proud Day! (Limerick)
If you’re five-four or under, “petite”
Is what many will call you. Don’t cheat
And pretend to be taller;
Be proud that you’re smaller…
Then savor a thick booster seat.
May 4 is Petite And Proud Day.
And yes, at only five-zero, I’ve been known to use a “booster” provided by a Broadway Theater — the very same one used (according to an usher) by Peter Dinklage.
Tags: Height Challenged, Height Humor, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Petite And Proud Day
True story:
I say I’m five-four, but I’m shorter
By a fractional inch – just a quarter
If I say I’m five-three
And three quarters, I’d be
Told, “Just round off, you fraction assorter!”