Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson

You’d think Texas cops would have more important things to worry about than marijuana in Willie Nelson’s tour bus. But apparently not, so they arrested him. And that cries out for a limerick:

Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Willie Nelson is in a tough spot
Cuz of grass on his tour bus. What rot!
Such arrests make me groan.
Wish they’d leave him alone.
They’re musicians — they’re s’posed to smoke pot.

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Willie Nelson”

  1. jesse levy says:

    Great verse Mad. I’ll try.

    Willie’s a great but old guy
    and he doesn’t want the time to fly.
    So to slow it a lot
    He smokes a little pot
    What the hell? Let him get high!

  2. Brion Emde says:

    Our liberties seem like a dream
    Illusions, and not what they seem
    To bust Willie Nelson
    For something so wholesome
    The whole thing causes me to scream

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks, Jesse! I enjoyed your limericks Jesse, and Brion!

  4. scott says:

    So, Willie gets stoned on his bus?
    Well, so do millions of us.
    Like the Red Headed Stranger,
    we don’t pose no danger,
    and there’s really no more to discuss.

    A movement is now underway,
    so sit back and light up a jay.
    And perhaps me and you,
    will get a chance to,
    smoke weed with Willie someday.

  5. madkane says:

    Thanks for your verse Scott and Rob!