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Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal

My limerick was inspired by this news story: “Florida ex-con gives cops fake name that turns up arrest warrant.”

If you give a fake name to a cop
To disguise your ex-con-ness, don’t swap
Your bad name for another
Felonious brother…
Else you’re headed for prison — chop-chop.

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One Response to “Limerick Ode To A Stupid Criminal”

  1. Linda Ann - Nickers and Ink says:
    August 31, 2015 at 8:28 am

    OK, that’s hilarious.