Python Massage? What Kind Of Snake Oil Are They Selling? (Limerick)
Python Massage? What Kind Of Snake Oil Are They Selling? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A python massage? Thanks, but no!
It’s relaxing, you claim? I say whoa!
If it’s torture I’m after
(Now please hold your laughter)
Then off to the gym I shall go.
If you want a complimentary python massage, all you have to do is visit the Philippines Zoo.
Tags: Exercise Humor, Massage Humor, Philippines Zoo, Python Massage, Pythons, Relaxation Humor, Snake Limericks, Zoo humor
“IT’S…”
A “Python Massage”? I’ve a feeling
It’s a Foot that descends from the ceiling,
Or a 16-Ton Weight
Falling onto your pate…
Either way, though, it’s hardly appealing.