Sex Post Facto (Limerick)
Sex Post Facto (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
What’s the worst you can say after sex?
That question continues to vex.
But you’ll soon be a loner
With this little boner:
“You’re not even as good as my ex.”
UPDATE: June 9 is National Sex Day.
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Humor, Communication Humor, June Holidays, National Sex Day, Odd Holidays, Sex Humor, Tact Humor
What’s the best thing to do after sex?
(Should ya preen? Should ya bow? Should ya flex?)
If your partner craves more,
Simply open the door
And shout down the hall, “Hey, who’s next?”