Open Limerick To Hubby Mark
I wrote this limerick in response to Mark’s post about being urged by Facebook to “like” Kim Kardashian’s page.
Open Limerick To Hubby Mark
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Mark, I don’t mean to sound prim,
But I’d rather you NOT be-friend Kim.
If you do, your IQ
(already askew)
Will drop points till your brain power’s dim.
Tags: Celebrity Verse, Facebook Limerick, Intelligence Humor, IQ Humor, Kim Kardashian, Social Media Poetry, Stupidity, TV Humor
[Klaxon sounds loudly] Thin ice warning, Mark! Thin ice warning!
I would say that you couldn’t pay me enough to like Kim’s page, but I’m so broke that I’m feeling pretty generous right now. I’ve lowered my price from a million dollars down to a mere 50,000. So if Kim wants me to like her at a bargain price, now’s her chance!