Stiffed (Limerick)
Stiffed (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A collector was conned by a scam;
His “antique” poker chips were a sham.
So he decked the old dealer
And called him a “stealer,”
Which is one way to get a grand slam.
UPDATE: April 9 is Cherish An Antique Day.
Tags: Antiques Humor, April Holidays, Card Games, Cherish An Antique Day, Collectibles, Collecting Humor, Collectors, Money Verse, Odd Holidays, Poker Limerick, Scams, Violence Limerick
And hit the deck.
Wandering in the words on an early Sunday morning – I always come to that turn in the road that sparkles with laughter. This morning – another turn – another smile. Another thank you :)
This is real good…
Liked the rhyming
OK Your crazy :-) You are great company in this ward.
Wonderfully written….always a pleasure to read your limericks…
iced desire
wandered in here late
unkempt as is my usual state
but dirt on my sleeve
won’t cause you to leave
me smacked into a funeral crate