A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)
If being wrapped in pythons would enhance your massage experience, do I have a spa for you! Get yourself right over to the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta, Indonesia, which claims that snake-draping combats stress.
A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Oh joy! Here’s a spa to avoid:
When massaging you, snakes are deployed.
Yes, they drape you in snakes,
Claiming fear aids your aches.
You feel great … right until you’re destroyed.
Tags: Animal Verse, Fear Humor, Health Limericks, Indonesia, Massage Humor, Pythons, Relaxation Humor, Snake Limericks, Spa Humor, Stress Humor, Therapy Humor
eeekk…yeh i am not looking forward to a snake massage…just saying….like a nice squeeze from a boa…ha
Yikes! Snakes are not my favorite!! I think I will steer clear!
Like the tuna fisherman who throw a shark in the holding tank to keep them swimming around? Yikes. Relaxation is what I want–there’s enough fear in this crazy world without paying for it!! Just another take, on snake
oil :-)
You must have misread the flyer
they meant stress intensifier
your pulse will race hyper
when draped with a viper
and your heart will ignite like a fire
Hehe! I shall not visit that particular spa…!
Anna :o]
what a spa!!!