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Limerick Ode To A Stimulating Ride

Limerick Ode To A Stimulating Ride
By Madeleine Begun Kane

If a bike rider seems too elated–
First euphoric, than seemingly sated,
I suspect that her seat
May be vibrating heat,
And that she and her seat cover mated.

Note from Mad Kane: Yes, you can really add excitement to your bike trips with a “Happy Ride” Seat Cover. Apparently it does pretty much what you’d expect it to do.

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2 Responses to “Limerick Ode To A Stimulating Ride”

  1. Candice Daoud says:
    July 28, 2013 at 4:08 am

    LOL I have never found sitting on a bike comfortable don’t get me wrong I can’t ride a bike but the stationary ones it is just painful. I honestly fell of a stationary bike, me and bikes just not a good combo.

    The new prompt is up if you want to share one of your amazing limericks I would love to see you =)

  2. brian miller says:
    July 28, 2013 at 7:37 pm

    well that is one way to get the thrill and the exercise all at once….ha…maybe she needs those butt pads you know….