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Timeline Fix (Limerick)

Facebook has changed its Timelines again — loading up our left columns with all sorts of images. But my 3-verse limerick provides the solution:

Timeline Fix
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Facebook timelines have sunk to a crawl.
They’re so slow, that I just want to bawl.
But I’ve figured the reason
They seems to be freezin’:
With pics, FB’s littered the wall.

I’m referring to pics on the left—
A long column of imagery heft.
Books and “like” pics galore,
Movies, TV, and more.
But it’s fixable. Don’t feel bereft!

There’s an option that Facebook calls “hide”
For most image groups — on their right side.
Strip that left column bare:
With few images there,
It won’t feel like your Timeline has died.

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8 Responses to “Timeline Fix (Limerick)”

  1. Ge says:
    May 14, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    Delightfully said….my hero!

  2. madkane says:
    May 14, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Thanks!

  3. RD says:
    May 14, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    HA…so true and so well put…..a limerick for FarceBook

    Peace

  4. Mama Zen says:
    May 14, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    I think that I’ll just stick to avoiding facebook!

  5. madkane says:
    May 14, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    Thanks RD and Mama Zen!

  6. Claudia says:
    May 15, 2013 at 2:23 am

    ha – i have to try this…honestly…fb gets more and more on my nerves…i just don’t like much what they’re doing lately…

  7. craftygreenpoet says:
    May 16, 2013 at 5:50 am

    yes it’s such a relief that Facebook offers the hide option!

  8. foam says:
    May 16, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    and a thank you for this very humorous tip, mad kane!