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Happy National Grammar Day (March 4)

Happy National Grammar Day (March 4).

Grammar Gripes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A grammar-fanatic would gripe
To his wife about language, and snipe:
“Your syntax is bad!”
She’d respond, really mad:
“I’ll divorce you if down you don’t pipe.”

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2 Responses to “Happy National Grammar Day (March 4)”

  1. Kay L. Davies says:
    March 4, 2014 at 8:11 pm

    I love this limerick, Madeleine. And happy National Grammar Day to you, too.
    K

  2. z. alexi says:
    March 11, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    This is sprightly, smart & slick. We need more “grammar fanatics” & keyboarders to proofread their input before annoying readers…since texters & e-mailers don’t give a hoot about there offensive tpyos [sic].
    How about a DAILY Grammar Day?!