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Bugged By Mosquitoes

Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mosquitoes are driving me mad.
Seems a zillion are biting me—bad!
Sprays and lotions don’t work;
They keep chomping and lurk,
While ignoring my husband—the cad!

Update: August 20 is World Mosquito Day.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 1:54 am and is filed under Family & Relatives Humor, Insect Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays, Outdoors Humor, Relationship Humor, Seasons Humor, Weather Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Bugged By Mosquitoes”

  1. sigg says:
    May 31, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    I’d say to beware what you eat
    Cause some foods turn you into a treat.
    For instance, you plan a
    Snack made from banana,
    You’re sweet for many a ‘squite.

  2. madkane says:
    May 31, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Fun limerick, Sigg! Thanks for posting!

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