Simon, Say It Ain’t So!
“Insult judge” Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol at the end of this season. How will I ever survive?
Simon, Say It Ain’t So! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear Simon, your snark’s sometimes mean,
But on Idol you’re surely the dean.
Your vocal critiques
Are the smartest most weeks.
Will I watch it post-Cowell? Not keen!
Tags: American Idol, Fox TV Humor, Music Limerick, Simon Cowell, Talent Contests
You can tell that there’s only one opinion that matters on that show. And it aint Randy, Paula, Ellen, or Kara!