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I’m Not Bowled Over By Bowling

The last time I went bowling, I aimed my ball so badly, it went flying diagonally and landed in a neighboring lane. (On the other hand, I’m not half-bad at Wii-Bowling.)

I’m Not Bowled Over By Bowling
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Don’t ask me to bowl. I’m the worst.
When I try to, I’m bound to be cursed.
Other bowlers complain:
“You must aim for your lane!”
No more bowling, unless I’m coerced.  

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3 Responses to “I’m Not Bowled Over By Bowling”

  1. Diesel says:
    February 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Wow, you might be the worst bowler ever. I’ve never understood why baseball players wear baseball caps but bowlers don’t wear bowler hats.

  2. madkane says:
    March 6, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    I don’t understand most things about sports. :)

  3. Rich Dansereau says:
    October 8, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Thanks for the smile this morning!