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A Limerick To Bear In Mind

This limerick was inspired by these two news stories:

1) Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement; and
2) Black bear hitched a ride in garbage truck to downtown Vancouver.

A Limerick To Bear In Mind
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I’m not shocked that wild bears misbehave.
We’ve been stealing their homes as we pave.
So in cellars they hide
And in garbage trucks ride:
That’s called thinking outside of the cave.

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3 Responses to “A Limerick To Bear In Mind”

  1. brian says:
    December 17, 2011 at 11:31 am

    nice…crazy huh and we do mess up their environment sadly, always expanding leaving the husks of empty houses behind…

  2. Granny Smith says:
    December 17, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    Great limerick! I remember a news-story from Yosemite several years ago about a bear driving a car that was left with the engine running. He didn’t get far before the crash.

  3. madkane says:
    December 19, 2011 at 4:43 am

    Thanks Brian and Granny for your kind words and comments!