“Have you noticed that men can’t abide
Being told that a lace is untied?
A mere warning that’s gentle
Turns many males ‘mental.’
I am fit to be tied,” cried the bride.
Archive for January, 2025
Loose Ends (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025A Workplace Row (Limerick)
Saturday, January 11th, 2025When the staff mentioned leaks and a draft,
Their mean manager grimaced and laughed.
Then he raved and he ranted,
But soon was supplanted;
Staffers craftily pinned him for graft.
Memories (Limerick)
Wednesday, January 8th, 2025While in school, I liked one type of test;
Those with “multiple choice.” They’re the best!
Choices helped me regain
Info deep in my brain,
So they made me look smart, when I guessed.
Rooting Around For A Limerick
Wednesday, January 8th, 2025The young dentist was rooting around
In my mouth, till he told me he’d found
The root cause of my pain:
“Please don’t frown, Mrs. Kane,
But it’s plain that you’re root-canal bound.”
Haiku Trio
Monday, January 6th, 2025
No Rest For The Weary? (Limerick)
Saturday, January 4th, 2025Some assert, “There’s no rest for the weary,”
A bleak proverb that makes many teary.
And yet I can attest
That a multi-bar rest
Tends to make bleary oboists cheery.
Happy New Year!
Wednesday, January 1st, 2025
