Archive for November, 2024
Saturday, November 30th, 2024
Happy Computer Security Day!
It’s Computer Security Day.
Do you feel like you’re safe? I’ll bet NAY!
Thieves with bots? There are many
Who’re after each penny.
You don’t use your antennae? Oy Vey!
Tags: Bots, Computer Humor, Computer Limerick, Computer Security, Computer Verse, Money Humor, Money Limerick, Security Humor, Spam Poetry, Technology, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Money & Finance Humor, Robot Humor, Technology Humor | No Comments »
Thursday, November 28th, 2024
’24 has been tough! That’s no jive.
(Trump’s election sure gets no high-five!)
On a personal note,
Hubby Mark gets my vote…
And I’m thankful we’re both still alive.
Tags: Car Accident, Donald Trump, Election, Marriage Limerick, Personal Limerick, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Limerick
Posted in Family & Relatives Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Holiday Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Personal | 1 Comment »
Sunday, November 24th, 2024
After learning that today is National Sardines Day, I felt compelled to pen this limerick:
How I loathe the vile smell of sardines.
It’s far worse than the farts caused by beans.
When my spouse grabs a can
Of those critters… oh, man,
I must flee, lest I sully my jeans.
Tags: Food Humor, Food Limerick, Marriage Humor, Sardines, Sardines Humor, Sardines Limerick, Smell Humor, Smell Limerick
Posted in Clothing Humor, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Odd Holidays, Smell Humor | No Comments »
Sunday, November 17th, 2024
If you long to avoid Twitter’s knaves,
Its competitor, Bluesky, gets raves!
Countless sane folks have fled
Elon’s X and instead
Have joined Bluesky — now one of my faves.
Tags: Bluesky, Computer Limerick, Elon Musk, Elon Musk Humor, Social Media, Social Media Limerick, Technology Humor, Technology Limerick, Twitter
Posted in Computer Humor, Limericks, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor, Twitter Humor | No Comments »
Friday, November 8th, 2024
To the “doctor” who wants to be pals:
All your “follows” on Facebook are gals.
Plus “your” pics look too dishy.
Both factors seem fishy.
Go phish in some other locales!
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Facebook Humor, Facebook Limerick, Friendship, Social Media, Social Media Limerick, Social Media Poetry
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Friendship Humor, Social Media Humor | No Comments »
