The Bad Employee (2-Verse Limerick)
When a fellow awakened, still stoned
From the evening before, he bemoaned
His divorce from his wife,
The unfairness of life,
And a workplace where drugs aren’t condoned.
Sure enough, when he fin’ly appeared
At the office, things went as he feared:
“Get your gear and clear out,
You are fired, you lout,”
Yelled his mom. “Also, shave off that beard!”
Tags: Bad Employees, Bad Workers, Drug Humor, Drugs, Employee Humor, Family Humor, Job Loss Humor
