Showers v. Tubs (Limerick)

Why bathe, when a shower is handy?
Dirty water and soap scum ain’t dandy!
Though I’m forced to concede
That in tubs you can read…
Plus it’s tough to, while show’ring, sip brandy.

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One Response to “Showers v. Tubs (Limerick)”

  1. The Portly Bard says:

    Scamper v. Pamper

    For more grime in less time use the shower —
    either way there is scum left to scour.
    Let it simply convince
    you to drain and draw rinse
    in the tub for another half hour.

    With cognac and oils so assuaging,
    the hygiene is in disengaging.
    In and out might well pain,
    but leaves turning remain
    a rite of delightfully aging.