Showers v. Tubs (Limerick)
Why bathe, when a shower is handy?
Dirty water and soap scum ain’t dandy!
Though I’m forced to concede
That in tubs you can read…
Plus it’s tough to, while show’ring, sip brandy.
Tags: Bath Humor, Bath Limerick, Bathing Humor, Bathing Limerick, Brandy Humor, Cleaning Humor, Reading Humor, Relaxation Humor, Shower Humor, Shower Limerick
Scamper v. Pamper
For more grime in less time use the shower —
either way there is scum left to scour.
Let it simply convince
you to drain and draw rinse
in the tub for another half hour.
With cognac and oils so assuaging,
the hygiene is in disengaging.
In and out might well pain,
but leaves turning remain
a rite of delightfully aging.