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The Temptress (Limerick)

The temptress exclaimed, “Take a lick.
But hurry! You must make it quick,
Or I’ll eat it alone.
Hey, you’ve broken my cone.
Ice cream’s melting all over your… Ick!

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2 Responses to “The Temptress (Limerick)”

  1. The Portly Bard says:
    January 25, 2024 at 4:13 pm

    Misleading Reading

    There’s intent to be bawdy I’m sure
    in the humor you hope will inure
    to the blindsided soul
    you successfully troll
    with the hook in your clever blue lure.

  2. madkane says:
    January 25, 2024 at 4:15 pm

    LOL! Thanks Portly Bard for your lovely and fun response.