The Failed Marriage (2-Verse Limerick)
A woman was stunned and aghast
On learning her husband’s dark past.
Seems the man had a sheet
That was long and replete
With crimes both severe and half-assed.
So she threw her spouse out on the street
With the help of two lawyers elite.
(For divorce, they were tops!)
No surprise that the cops
Now have murder to add to his sheet.
Tags: Crime Humor, Crime Limerick, Divorce Humor, Divorce Limerick, Lawyer Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Legal Humor, Legal Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick
Please Attest To the Rest
Do not leave us an incomplete tale
of calamitous marital fail.
In the sordid detail
you decline to regale,
is there wisdom, at least, to avail?
Give us moral that should be observed
in the chill that has left us unnerved —
is the second mistake
the one never to make
though it seeks to have justice be served?
Or instead should we wiser surmise
that stupidity — given reprise —
assures but attorneys’
luxurious journeys
on the seas of the fees it supplies?