The Disgruntled Worker (Limerick)
Said a worker, “My life’s out of whack:
I mow lawns on a large cul-de-sac.
How I hate dead-end jobs!
My employers are snobs.
They own mansions; I live in a shack!”
Tags: Dead End Jobs, Employment Humor, House Humor, Job Humor, Job Limerick, Lawns, Manual Labor, Snobs
After years driving buses, Joe
Got fed up and went real slow.
His route times were a mess.
He was told that, unless
He hit the gas, he’d soon hit the road.