A Close Call (Limerick)
A musician enjoying a fling
With a gal, almost bought her a ring.
What changed the man’s mind?
He was saddened to find
She mistakenly thinks she can sing.
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Music Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Music Limerick, Singing Humor, Singing Limerick, Vocal Humor, Voice Humor
The Flip Side
Say fair damsels, abused by their fate,
a musician’s a terrible date.
He will play you all night
and then say at dawn’s light
as a gig you were good but not great.