NOT The Best Defense (Limerick)
There’s no evidence here! Not a shred
That the “victim” is actu’lly dead,
Let alone that her spouse
Is a murdering louse;
This poor widower LOVED being wed!
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Crime Humor, Crime Limerick, Lawyer Humor, Lawyer Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Murder Humor, Trial Humor, Trial Limerick