Relationship On The Rocks (Limerick)
Delores and Bill, once an item,
Had a fight. Now she won’t even write ’im
A text saying “hi,”
Or an angry “GOODBYE!”
She explains: “Can’t abide him, so BITE ’IM!”
Tags: Battle of Sexes, Battle of the Sexes, Dating Humor, Dating Limerick, Dating Poem, Relationship Humor, Relationship Limerick
FOX and Tucker were oh so tight
They told multitudinous lies day and night
They were caught with pants down
Which is why Tucker frowns
And now that boy is plain outta sight.