Persnickety Patron (Limerick)

The oatmeal you served me was stale!
And my dinner? How dare you serve kale!
The meals here don’t thrill me.
You trying to kill me?
Better not, or I’ll see you in jail!

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(National Kale Day falls on the first Wednesday of October.)

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2 Responses to “Persnickety Patron (Limerick)”

  1. Mary McGarvey says:

    The landlady would serve me no ale,
    „Pay Credit? You’ll only get kale“,
    Said She, knowingly,
    With eyes on me Money,
    „Don’t play me that Wild Rover tale!“

  2. Charles Hill says:

    I was only searching for some tail
    After 8 months in the county jail
    The women were so hot
    My luck was mostly not
    Instead of sex or love I got kale.