Persnickety Patron (Limerick)
The oatmeal you served me was stale!
And my dinner? How dare you serve kale!
The meals here don’t thrill me.
You trying to kill me?
Better not, or I’ll see you in jail!
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(National Kale Day falls on the first Wednesday of October.)
Tags: Complaint Humor, Complaint Limerick, Crime & Punishment Humor, Crime Limerick, Customer Humor, Customer Limerick, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Kale, Kale Day, Kale Humor, Kale Limerick, National Kale Day, Oatmeal Humor, October Holidays, Odd Holidays
The landlady would serve me no ale,
„Pay Credit? You’ll only get kale“,
Said She, knowingly,
With eyes on me Money,
„Don’t play me that Wild Rover tale!“
I was only searching for some tail
After 8 months in the county jail
The women were so hot
My luck was mostly not
Instead of sex or love I got kale.