I Won’t Be Celebrating “Naked Bike Ride Day” (Limerick)
Riding bikes while you’re naked sounds odd,
No matter the shape of your bod.
If you’re nude and ride past,
Kindly pedal by fast.
And do NOT expect ME to applaud!
(World Naked Bike Ride Day is celebrated each year on the second Saturday of June.)
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Once again — Mad Kane hits on the naked truth!
He was bike-racing nude, with such class,
On a saddle too small for his arse.
He hit a large bump;
Saddle shot up his rump.
Now he’s blocked in the back lane, – can’t pass.
LOL!