Loathing Latkes (Limerick)

Someone dared me to write a latke limerick. (No need to check your calendars. Hanukkah’s still in December.)

A latke debate has emerged:
“Eat latkes with sugar,” Mark urged.
“Using sugar sounds weird,”
Sev’ral said. Others cheered.
As for me, latkes ought to be purged.

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One Response to “Loathing Latkes (Limerick)”

  1. Sjaan VandenBroeder says:

    Mad, I love this limerick! (yours, not mine)

    A nice latke combined with falafel,
    Called “falatke,” I’m told, is not awful,
    When it’s served with Tahini
    And a side of zucchini.
    My friends order it. I get the waffle.