NOT On The Fence (Limerick)
“I don’t mind that my new husband hoards
His numerous fencing awards.
But his weapon collection
Incites my objection…
And that’s where we often cross swords.”
Tags: Awards Humor, Awards Limerick, Battle of the Sexes, Fencing Humor, Fencing Limerick, Hoarding Humor, Hoarding Limerick, Idioms Humor, Idioms Limerick, Marriage Humor, Marriage Limerick, Swords Humor, Swords Limerick, Weapons Humor, Weapons Limerick
