Something ELSE To Worry About (Limerick)
If only I were making this story up: Headline: “Giant spiders expected to drop from sky across the East Coast this spring”
“Giant spiders,” East Coast-bound, this spring;
Using parachute-webs, down they’ll swing.
“Invasive,” yet “harmless?”
I’m far from alarmless
O’er spider hordes — beasts on the wing.
Tags: East Coast, Giant Spiders, Invasive Spiders, Japan, Joro Spiders, Jorōgumo, Science Limerick, Seasonal Limerick, Spider Invasion, Spring Humor, Spring Limerick
