A Short Limerick
It’s a holiday season for ME.
No, not Christmas; I’m Jewish, you see.
If I must, I’ll embellish:
The day that I relish
Is “Short Person Day,” for I’m wee.
(Short Person Day falls on December 22.)
Tags: December Holidays, Height Humor, Height Limerick, Odd Holidays, Physical Appearance, Short Person Day
I just told Beethoven. It just brought him back to life. :)
Cannot tell you how much I love this, being only 4 ft 11 on a good day 😁
What did young Randy Newman retort
When the Wee People took him to court?
“I’ve done nothing wrong —
It’s only a song!
Besides, some of my best friends are short.”
“Short People” 1977 by Randy Newman: 5’11”
LOL! Sjaan, I do remember the ruckus over that Randy Newman song.
Thanks, Mandy! I have one whole inch on you.
And Lisi, I wasn’t aware that Beethoven was short. Are you sure this isn’t a tall tale? LOL!