A Limerick Ode To Dice
“Our son has a terrible vice;
He’s a gambler and not very nice.
When we tell him to stop,
He says, ‘Mother and Pop,
All my cards on the table: No dice!'”
(December 4 is “National Dice Day.”)
Tags: Card Humor, Card Sharks, December Holidays, Dice Humor, Gambling Humor, Gambling Limerick, Gambling Verse, Gaming Poem, National Dice Day, Odd Holidays, Parenting Humor, Parenting Limerick, Poker
