Archive for November, 2021
Monday, November 8th, 2021
Today, November 8, is “Abet and Aid Punsters Day.” So I thought I’d celebrate with a limerick, even though it should really be called “Aid and Abet Punsters Day.”
Though punsters are often accorded
Acclaim for their skill and awarded
Applause for their verse,
Sometimes even a purse,
Grinches bitch that their wordplay is sordid.
Tags: Abet and Aid Punsters Day, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Pun Humor, Pun Limerick, Puns, Punster Day, Punster Humor, Punster Limerick, Wordplay Humor, Wordplay Limerick
Posted in Language Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Wordplay | Comments Off on Happy “Abet and Aid Punsters Day!” (Limerick)
Saturday, November 6th, 2021
Happy “Sax Day!” And happy birthday to Adolphe Sax, its inventor! (November 6)
A horny musician named Phil
When flirting would trumpet his skill.
But he mispronounced “sax,”
The name of his ax,
So his chance of romance went downhill.
Tags: Adolphe Sax, Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Humor, Bawdy Limerick, Inventions Poem, Inventors, Music Humor & Verse, Music Limerick, National Saxophone Day, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Sax Day, Sax Humor, Sax Limerick, Saxophone Day, Saxophone Humor, Saxophone Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Bawdy Limericks, Inventions Humor, Limericks, Music Humor & Verse, Music Poems, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Celebrating Sax (Limerick)
Friday, November 5th, 2021
A lawyer was cooling his heels,
Awaiting the Court of Appeals.
A ruling was due
Any day — one he’d rue:
Soon in prison he’ll take all his meals.
Happy “Love Your Lawyer Day!
Tags: Law Humor, Lawyers, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Legal Limerick, Love Your Lawyer Day, November Holidays, Odd Holidays
Posted in Crime & Punishment Humor, Legal & Lawyer Humor, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To “Love Your Lawyer Day” (1st Friday of November)
Thursday, November 4th, 2021
It’s merely mid-Autumn and yet,
The chill in the air brings the threat
That winter is lurking
And soon will be working
To make us all shovel and sweat.
Tags: Autumn Humor, Autumn Limerick, Chilly Fall, Fall Humor, Fall Limerick, Seasonal Humor, Seasonal Limerick, Seasons Limerick, Weather Humor, Weather Limerick
Posted in Seasons Humor, Weather Humor | Comments Off on Mid-Autumn Blues (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021
“International Stress Awareness Day” is stressing me out:
Some holidays ought not exist;
“Stress Awareness Day’s” high my list.
Since I’m frequently stressed,
“Bewareness” is best.
So forget that damn day! I insist!
Tags: Anxiety, Anxiety and Stress, Anxiety Humor, Anxiety Limerick, International Stress Awareness Day, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Stress Awareness Day, Stress Humor, Stress Limerick
Posted in Anxiety & Stress, Limericks, Odd Holidays | Comments Off on “Stress Awareness Day?” Who Needs It? (Limerick) (1st Wednesday of November)
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021
Bought a grandfather clock — famous brand.
(It is lauded throughout our great land.)
But the time it displays
Has been faulty for days.
That’s the last time I buy secondhand.
Tags: Clock Humor, Clock Limerick, Grandfather Clock, Idiom Humor, Idiom Limerick, Secondhand Humor, Secondhand Limerick, Secondhand Purchases, Shopping Humor, Shopping Limerick, Time Humor, Time Limerick
Posted in Idiom Humor, Language Humor, Shopping Humor, Time Humor, Wordplay | Comments Off on Timeless Limerick
Monday, November 1st, 2021
Ev’ry day when I rise, hubby greets me
With political news, which depletes me.
He’s eager to share it,
But I just can’t bear it,
Cuz pre-caffeine info defeats me.
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Caffeine Humor, Caffeine Limerick, Coffee Drinks Humor, Coffee Humor, Coffee Limerick, Food and Drink, Husband Wife Humor, Marriage Humor, Media Humor, Media Limerick, News Humor, News Limerick, Personal Humor, Political Humor, Timing Humor, Timing Limerick
Posted in Battle of the Sexes, Behavior & Personality, Family & Relatives Humor, Family Verse, Food & Drink Humor, Limericks, Marriage Humor, Media Humor, Personal, Political Satire, Relationship Humor, Social Media Humor | Comments Off on When I Rise, I Don’t Shine (Limerick)
