Messy Limerick
A gal, an industrious knitter,
Showed a huge heap of knits to her sitter:
“It’s a mess, I confess.
If you sort it, dear Tess,
I shall give you the pick of the litter.”
(Worldwide Knit In Public Day is the 2nd Saturday of June.)
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Jane was a knitter, now sitter,
Had sister, increasingly bitter.
She had tangled up skein,
And want yarn to attain
A furled up ball and then hit’er.
Jane was a knitter, now sitter.
Had sister, increasingly bitter.
She had tangled up skein,
Want yarn to just plain.
Be rolled up to ball and then hit’er.
Third times a charm. Well hopefully improved.
Jane was a knitter, now sitter.
To sister, she’s growing more bitter.
Had tangled up skein.
Want yarn to just plain
Be rolled up to ball, and then hit’er.
You have a new fan!