Embracing “Ass Day” (Limerick)
As you can see, I’m embracing “Ass Day.” (October 17)
It’s “Ass Day,” so celebrate rears
And relinquish your booty-size fears;
I suspect your can’s span
Ain’t as wide as a van.
Get behind it and relish the cheers!
Tags: Ass Day, Asses, Booty Humor, Buttocks, Butts, Derrieres, National Ass Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Physical Appearance, Rears
Is Mad linking her ass to her bum?
That’s quite an unusual sum.
An alternative parse
Is the English word “arse”.
I’m,sorry if this seems too rum.