An Idiom To Chew On (Limerick)

A French restaurant, once upper crust,
Got a rotten review and went bust:
“Their food can’t be chewed,”
Wrote the prominent dude.
Two weeks later, the place bit the dust.

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One Response to “An Idiom To Chew On (Limerick)”

  1. The Portly Bard says:

    Undue Adieu

    Au contraire, ’twas an editor’s hand
    that caused Bon Appétit to disband.
    The food can’t be “eschewed”
    was the line misconstrued
    in critique magnifique that was planned.