Ill-Bred Limerick

Happy “National Dog Day.” (August 26)

My favorite breed is the “mutt.”
Yes, I know you’re about to say “But,
That isn’t a breed.”
I’m aware, but I need
To annoy nutty dog snobs who strut.

(National Mutt Day is celebrated on two days: July 31 and December 2.)

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One Response to “Ill-Bred Limerick”

  1. The Portly Bard says:

    On Registry and Legacy

    Any pedigreed pooch seeming fair
    still to blood of a mutt is an heir.
    Going all the way back
    finds a registry track
    at a cross between parents to bear.