Ill-Bred Limerick
Happy “National Dog Day.” (August 26)
My favorite breed is the “mutt.”
Yes, I know you’re about to say “But,
That isn’t a breed.”
I’m aware, but I need
To annoy nutty dog snobs who strut.
(National Mutt Day is celebrated on two days: July 31 and December 2.)
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On Registry and Legacy
Any pedigreed pooch seeming fair
still to blood of a mutt is an heir.
Going all the way back
finds a registry track
at a cross between parents to bear.