Relax, Already! (Limerick)

It’s “National Relaxation Day” (August 15), so an insomnia limerick seems more or less on point:

I’m exhausted, worn out, barely slept.
Some brain-part is surely inept.
My mind’s in a scrum;
Relaxation won’t come.
How I wish I were sleeping-adept!

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One Response to “Relax, Already! (Limerick)”

  1. Mike Young says:

    I’m lucky ‘cos each night I sleep
    It’s a process that really is deep
    If it ever got shallow
    I’d have to say “hallo”
    At three in the morning I’d peep!