Relax, Already! (Limerick)
It’s “National Relaxation Day” (August 15), so an insomnia limerick seems more or less on point:
I’m exhausted, worn out, barely slept.
Some brain-part is surely inept.
My mind’s in a scrum;
Relaxation won’t come.
How I wish I were sleeping-adept!
Tags: August Holidays, Brain Humor, Brain Limerick, Insomnia Humor, Insomnia Limerick, Insomnia Verse, National Relaxation Day, Odd Holidays, Relaxation Day, Relaxation Humor, Sleep & Insomnia Humor, Sleep Limerick
I’m lucky ‘cos each night I sleep
It’s a process that really is deep
If it ever got shallow
I’d have to say “hallo”
At three in the morning I’d peep!