I can’t muster a liking for mustard.
Its taste makes me far worse than flustered.
My reaction’s ballistic
To sauce sinapistic,
So don’t you dare add it to custard!
Tags: Flavor Humor, Food Humor, Food Limerick, Mustard, Sinapistic Sauce, Taste Humor, Taste Limerick
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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Well mustard’s the bane of my life
It gives me much trouble and strife
Hives swellings and itches
Throat soreness and twitches
That feel like I’ve swallowed a knife.🤮
There are people who just don’t like mustard
Who are known to have frequently fussed hard.
They can’t stand the taste
So they put it to waste
And combine it with iron on a rust card.
They might also put on an apron
Before trying to move into Dijon
En France c’est la ville de moutarde
So it makes sense to go with the card
And hope it’s a dietary coupon.