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Not So Tasty Limerick

I can’t muster a liking for mustard.
Its taste makes me far worse than flustered.
My reaction’s ballistic
To sauce sinapistic,
So don’t you dare add it to custard!

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2 Responses to “Not So Tasty Limerick”

  1. Diane Groothuis says:
    June 20, 2021 at 5:41 pm

    Well mustard’s the bane of my life
    It gives me much trouble and strife
    Hives swellings and itches
    Throat soreness and twitches
    That feel like I’ve swallowed a knife.🤮

  2. Mike Young says:
    June 22, 2021 at 7:41 am

    There are people who just don’t like mustard
    Who are known to have frequently fussed hard.
    They can’t stand the taste
    So they put it to waste
    And combine it with iron on a rust card.

    They might also put on an apron
    Before trying to move into Dijon
    En France c’est la ville de moutarde
    So it makes sense to go with the card
    And hope it’s a dietary coupon.