The Perils Of Thinking (Limerick)
While thinking’s a fine thing to do,
Lately thoughts have been turning me blue.
They kick up a stink,
So I can’t sleep a wink.
(What a shame that there’s no one to sue.)
Happy “World Sleep Day!” (3rd Friday of March)
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The Sure Cure
So drink to your thoughtless design.
Go threaten and settle and sign.
With truth long forsaken,
should conscience awaken,
let case undertaken be wine.