Limerick Ode To Stout Day (1st Thursday of November)
While I don’t drink stout (or any sort of beer, ale, lager, etc.) I couldn’t resist celebrating “International Stout Day” with a limerick:
A patient whose ailment was gout,
Was informed that he drank too much stout.
The fellow turned pale,
As he yelled “I need ale!
“Downing beer is what living’s about.”
Tags: Beer Humor, Beer Limerick, Drink Verse, Drinking Humor, Drinking Limerick, Food and Drink, International Stout Day, November Holidays, Odd Holidays, Stout Day
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Harry Bosch has a daughter named Maddie,
Who, despite stress, has never been bratty;
When she’s done with the “books,”
She’ll start dealing with crooks;
Thus, walking in the footsteps of Daddy,