Out Of Whack Fashion (Limerick)
Headline of the Day: “For $425, Nordstrom will sell you a pair of dirty jeans.”
Pricey fashion (to me) doesn’t track,
And much of it makes my jaws slack,
Such as pre-muddied jeans;
Yes, people with means
Can buy ’em at Nordstrom, alack!
Tags: Buying Jeans, Clothes Shopping, Dirty Jeans, Fashion Satire, Fashion Verse, Jeans Humor, Nordstrom, Style Humor