A Holiday For Short Women? (Limerick)
I’m acknowledging “Short Girl Appreciation Day” reluctantly, because of my aversion to the word “girl” when applied to grown women. Now if they changed it to “Short Woman Appreciation Day,” I’d be a lot more enthusiastic.
Though I stand at a measly five feet,
And in height-fights I’m easy to beat,
Some assume that I’m taller;
A word-spewing brawler
Like me couldn’t be small or petite.
Tags: December Holidays, Height Challenged, Height Humor, Odd Holidays, Petite, Petite And Proud Day, Short Girl Appreciation Day, Short People Humor, Short Women Appreciation Day
