A Mixed Up Baker (Limerick)
“Please help me get out of my fix.
I was fixing to bake with a mix,
And I thought I had butter
Behind all the clutter.
May I borrow a couple of sticks?”
“Your question is very confusing,”
Was the answer. “What mix are you using
That requires two sticks
Of butter? I’d nix
Such a mix and just stick to your boozing.”
Tags: Baking Humor, Banking Limerick, Cake Mix, Cakes, Food Humor, Food Verse
I think I have made a mistake,
There’s something amiss with my bake,
It’s really a cow
That I can’t recall how
It turned out like a soggy pan cake.