Spilling The Beans About “Eat Beans Day” (Limerick)
Happy “Eat Beans Day!”
A man was incensed because beans
Caused an ailment he’d had since his teens;
His digestion was marred
To the point he was barred
From small rooms, though allowed in latrines.
Tags: Bathroom Humor, Beans Limerick, Digestion Humor, Eat Beans Day, Food Humor, Food Verse, July Holidays, Odd Holidays
